Snippets – September 30th, 2006

• World Net Daily Exclusive - Charged with molesting a 12-year-old girl, Juan Leonardo Qunitero had been deported back to Mexico in 1999 as an illegal alien. Nevertheless, last week, he was back in the U.S., living comfortably in a city that prohibited police from asking anyone about their immigration status. [These are the individuals that will be included in the blanket amnesty program initiated by President Bush and put forth in writing and passed the Senate in Congress] WND gives a list of law enforcement officers killed by illegal immigrants:

Legislation Update – September 30th, 2006

• The Private Property Rights Implementation Act of 2005, H.R. 4772, introduced in the House by Steve Chabot (R-Ohio) and Bart Gordon (D-Tennessee) will ensure the right of private property owners to recover losses incurred as a result of an infringement on their Fifth Amendment rights; a bill that would simplify and expedite access to the federal courts for injured parties whose rights and privileges under the United States Constitution have been deprived by final actions of federal agencies. The House of Representatives will vote on this measure before they leave Washington this week and they need to hear from you. Last year, the Supreme Court decided in the San Remo case that property rights plaintiffs who bring their claims to state court are prohibited from going before the federal court upon seeking further review. This means that individuals seeking recovery for Fifth Amendment property rights violations never can be heard at the federal level, from whence the Fifth Amendment came and applies.

Light Side of Lighthouse – Virus

   Diane S., Wisconsin writes:

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.

It:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit “SEND” before you’ve finished.
7. Causes you to hit “DELETE” instead of “SEND”.
8. Causes you to hit “SEND” when you should “DELETE”.

It is called the “C-Nile Virus”.

Light Side of Lighthouse – Living Will Form

This joke was submitted by Bonnie, Tennessee:

New Living Will Form